For the first time in history, Pope Francis has broken with his annual

Easter foot washing tradition by only washing the feet of women,

stating that he is quote unquote done with that gay shit.

The 87 year old continued, straight up, I'm just not about that life.

And having to say no homo after every dude foot wash was becoming increasingly time-consuming.

With that said, when it comes to the women, I'm no holds barred.

Even if she just went to the gym and

shit I'll wash those dogs anytime any place and encourages women to send

feet picks to soul daddy at the Vatican.com the Pope claims he is more than made up for changing the zesty tradition with how much extra time he is now spending on the ladies feet, giving each foot a couple smooches for good measure and can even go further than that if that's something she'd be into. But when it comes to the foot of a man, he says the official policy of the papacy is now to miss him with that.

When a reporter pointed out that the Pope's predecessor, Pope Benedict, exclusively washed the feet of men Pope Francis grimest

and asked us to pause before backing up and claiming he talked to God earlier and

even the Lord agreed touching all those dudes feet was a little suss.

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