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Hello, my friends, welcome to the show on today's performance.

I've got one of Britain's most beloved comedy actors for Phoenix Knights, Coronation Street, Madame Blanc and much more.

It's Sally Lindsay, and these are of five brilliant things.

Hello, Sally. How are you?

I've made the mistake of all you, Lindsay, twice.

Does that happen a lot, or am I just a more?

Yeah, it does actually, because I've got two girls' names.

Like, you've got two boys' names. Yep, this is it.

What's your middle name? It's Jane. Oh, lovely. It's quite dull. This is three, isn't it? Sally Jane Lindsay. Yeah, it's not duckless or something. Yeah, yeah. That'd have been more convenient. And I mistakenly thought that you'd come from the north, but you've been a landowner for 21 years. 21 years, yes.

I live in southeast London with my Cockney drummer, fella,

and I've got four kids, two twins at home still.

They're 14, and grunt at me a lot.

Being married to a drummer, are they, is he constantly tapping on stuff? Yes. Yeah. And his brother's a drummer as well, so his brother's Alan White's. So my husband, Steve White, his brother's Alan White, drum, the proasis. So it's interesting when they both go out and then my son now drums. Oh my God. So one of the twins, so it's constantly. It's like a baked bean advert in your house. It is. I'm constantly like, stop it. But we've got at the side of the house, so at the side of the house, Steve's studio, he's like the, it was the big garage at the side and he's converted it. Like before anything else, you know, before the kitchen, before anything, that was done first.

And it's brilliantly soundproof.

So all through the day all I hear is, you know, because he's constantly in there working. So it sounds like my scrabbling.

Yeah, it does.

And then when you open the door, it's like, oh.

That was the thing I was thinking about because it's kind of, it must just be part... In a similar way, if you're a comedian or you're kind of a writer or a painter, you're kind of... You're constantly looking, but... Constantly. With drummers, it must just be that thing. There's so many things you can kind of be telling them. And when he's not in the house... What's he like at a funeral at our wedding? I bet he has to keep everything just.

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