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🗓️ 30 November 2022
⏱️ 28 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the late Joe. |
0:07.0 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, and ladies and gentlemen. |
0:10.0 | Whoo! |
0:12.0 | Uh-uh. You can hear that right in this room right now. |
0:14.0 | You are stoked. I am stoked, because today the U.S. played |
0:17.0 | Iran the World Cup. It was wind, or go home, |
0:21.0 | and we won, baby! |
0:24.0 | Whoo! |
0:26.0 | Whoo! Whoo! |
0:29.0 | Wait, I'm sorry. Sorry. It's soccer. I forgot. Hold on one second. |
0:33.0 | Whoo! Whoo! |
0:36.0 | Whoo! |
0:39.0 | It was a tense and thrilling match with Captain America, |
0:43.0 | Christian, Policic, getting in the crossing boom! |
0:47.0 | USA scores. Biggie Gold, Biggie Fry. |
0:50.0 | Now, with this win, the U.S. team is moving on to the round of 16, |
0:54.0 | where this Saturday they will face off against the Netherlands, |
0:58.0 | or we can take the Dutch. We can take the Dutch. I assume they play in clogs. |
1:05.0 | President Biden got the good news after a speaking event in Michigan, |
1:09.0 | and Joe was so pumped, he got back up on that stage to share the news. |
1:14.0 | USA! USA! USA! |
1:25.0 | That's a big game, man. |
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