Down here up there. Welcome. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.

Uh...

...that comedian famous from Instagram and TikTok.

Evidently, not aware of that.

It's a long story.

I'd like to start off tonight with a special shout-out to my viewers in Hawaii, Aloha.

The hello one.

As we speak, Manoloa, the world's largest active volcano, is erupting.

This is Manoloa's first eruption in nearly 40 years, and it's all going down on Hawaii's big island,

named for the ancient Polynesian Navigator Big Guy.

No one could remember his name.

No one has been hurt, but the eruption did prompt an ash-fall advisory.

So the same thing you dealt with at Thanksgiving with your chain-smoking ant.

You know, when I was a nurse, we were allowed to smoke in the ICU.

If a patient started coughing, that's when they knew they were coming out of the coma.

Thankfully, local communities aren't in danger because lava flows are contained in the summit area.

For now, to keep it that way, we must appease the volcano gods with an untouched virgin.

Nate Silver, Hawaii awaits you.

Speaking of disasters, threatening to destroy everything, we've got an update about former president, Baldamort.

Last week, we learned the former president had dinner at Mar-a-Lago with Kanye West.

Now, we know the dinner also included Holocaust and Nair Nick Fuentes.

I can't imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting,

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