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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

This week, JB Smoove and Miles explain why you should stop stressing about your flaws and start doubling down on your assets. Plus JB speaks with our friend (and May I Elaborate’s #1 fan) David Morgan (@davidleemorgan on Twitter). This Week’s Quote: “With patience and saliva the ant swallows the elephant.” - Columbian Proverb, Keep Calm And Carry On. Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:58.4

From me, J.B. Smooth.

1:05.5

I'm sure during the course of your life you have one of those types of days.

1:11.5

One of those days where up is down and right is wrong.

1:17.4

One of those mornings where you mistake your container of coffee cream or the container of egg whites.

1:26.0

Now, now, now, to some of y'all, that's a horrible mistake. But to others, that's a delicious

1:31.0

cup of coffee, so flay. Coffee, so flay. I love that shit. It's gonna make that.

1:38.3

And that's what I want to talk to you about today.

1:41.3

Snatch and victory out of the mouth of defeat. The fate for the Azure and you snatched some shit out

1:48.2

of his mouth. Woo, wee. They always do that in sports. It's a someone who had to game over with

1:54.8

and they fucked around and got lazy. And this thing, you know, somebody snatched victory right out

2:00.3

the mouth. Oh, I love that term. Miles the other. No, there are fish whose main job is to clean

2:08.0

a shark's teeth. That's their only responsibility. They are born to clean a shark's teeth on all of

2:14.6

his mouth. Yeah. Those little fish, I think they call them morons. That's right, Miles. That's

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