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May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Agent Hope

May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

This week, JB Smoove and Miles remind you that optimism is a super power. Plus JB gives a listener some in-law advice. This Week’s Quote: “Uncertainty is the refuge of hope.” - Henri Frederic Amiel (Keep Calm and Carry On, Workman Publishing). Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:05.2

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0:10.8

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0:30.9

We all love a smooth road. When you're in the middle of a long-ass, cross-country drive,

0:40.0

with a car full of screaming-ass kids, finding a brand new stretch of freshly paved asphalt

0:47.0

is a dream come true. Oh, fuck a Tesla in their hands-free mode. You find yourself some nice even

0:54.0

road. Oh, what? You just put your hands at 10 and 2 and set that wheel, lock it, and forget it.

1:01.2

That bitch is on a manual cruise control. It's not really, though. You can't let go of the wheel.

1:06.4

We're supposed to. Let the go of that motherfucker wheel. I know. I know. Yeah.

1:10.8

You ever drop it to fucking knees, man? Yeah. Where are you hours? Not for hours, I mean. Yeah,

1:15.0

sometimes. Yeah, you can do that shit. I would do, you know, one when I was younger and dumber,

1:20.6

but two, not with family in the car. No, I'm a family car, but you're driving through Arizona,

1:26.0

or one of those stretches where it's nothing, fucking nothing, or the fucking Everglades.

1:30.8

You're going to drive through the motherfucking Everglades, am I? No, no. You don't talk Everglades and

1:34.6

shit. He drives through the Everglades and shit over their miles, but one road going through that

1:39.2

bitch's miles, one fucking road, you and alligator. So the fuck is out there, miles in Everglades?

1:44.0

So you might want to be alert then. This is not a time to go on cruise control. No, I wouldn't.

1:49.2

Oh, no, I wouldn't slow down that through that bitch. Yeah, you trying to get through that

1:53.0

motherfucking miles, you're trying to get through the Everglades and through Arizona and through

1:58.0

Albuquerque and shit like that, miles, over all miles. Right. So you're in this car, you're a nice

2:03.7

stretch of road. You got your screaming kids, but you were finding some inner peace because you got

2:08.3

smooth sailing for a bit. No, no, you want to feel that fucking smooth ass road like you want to

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