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Sailing The Poop Lagoon

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2022

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 This Week’s Schedule 1:54.884 The Metaverse Is Laughably Bad 3:54.447 Pastor Manning Is Back! Boom Shakalaka! 10:38.322 The Galileocare Act 13:29.440 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 18:55.143 Florida Woman’s Failed Real Life Rom Com 19:45.979 Drowning Down At The Shit Lagoon 25:06.346 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 26:59.776 Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links […]

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0:00.0

Hey, Frank, since Monday, November 21st, 2022, coming up on the program today, exploring

0:05.3

the lame corporate crossover metaverse.

0:07.7

Plus, President James David Boom, Shaka Laka Manning, Galileo's plan to provide underage

0:12.8

girls to underprivileged old men, and sailing on the manure lagoon.

0:17.3

All this, push your voice, ma'am.

0:19.3

You know desert, desert, pressure, fixing, comments, coupons, daughter and person.

0:33.4

But do you recall, the most famous winner of all, would off when no winner, how fair

0:47.4

you shine your nose, and if ever you've saw it, air in safe clothes, all of another

0:58.6

way in there, you call him names, then never let poor rule go, join winner kings, then

1:11.1

you call him names, then never let poor rule go, join winner kings, then never let

1:32.6

poor rule go, join winner kings, then never let poor rule go, join winner kings, then

1:39.6

let poor rule go, join winner kings, then never let poor rule go, join winner kings

1:46.6

, then never let poor rule go, join winner kings, then never let poor rule go, join winner

1:57.6

kings, then never let poor rule go, join winner kings, then never let poor rule go, join

2:04.6

winner kings, then never let poor rule go, join winner kings, then never let poor rule go,

2:11.6

join winner kings, then never let poor rule go, join winner kings, then never let poor rule go,

2:18.6

join winner kings, then never let poor rule go, join winner kings, then never let poor rule go,

2:26.6

join winner kings, then never let poor rule go, join winner kings, then never let poor rule go,

2:31.6

join winner kings, then never let poor rule go, join winner kings, then never let poor rule go,

2:36.6

join winner kings, then never let poor rule go, join winner kings, then never let poor rule go,

2:41.6

join winner kings, then never let poor rule go, join winner kings, then never let poor rule go,

2:46.6

join winner kings, then never let poor rule go, join winner kings, then never let poor rule go,

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