Dick Swizzle-Stick And The Tainted Beverages

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 23 November 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Tim Henson: The Black Widow Of Podcasting 3:55.498 Poetry Reading 5:06.419 Thanksgiving Desert Recipe Idea 10:20.537 An Award Winning Pervert! 13:56.432 Woman Is Mad That She Hit A Car 21:07.905 Sign Up For The Sideshow 24:39.498 Dick Swizzlestick And The Tainted Beverages 26:06.921 A Fumbled Cheez Doodle Drug Trade 30:58.654 Shot Up In The Hood Over Sweet And Sour Sauce 35:00.530 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 40:29.565 Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Wednesday, November 23rd, 2022, coming up on the program today, they call
0:06.0	me the come-dripping cunt. Plus, Black Lives Matter, and their shit is delicious too! Doing
0:12.4	math in cheese-doodle form, and dripping herpes juice in women's water bottles. I'll come
0:18.7	up today.
0:20.2	You know when you add to club and you see two big booties, you want to stick your hand
0:27.7	between them, make them twerk.
0:29.7	It's kind of like a sandwich, but I twerk it sandwich. Oh, let them games begin. I see
0:40.7	them watering in, double-guts, bubble-butts, rubber-and-flopper-and-flopbs of skin. You're
0:46.7	much too fat to get into the club, put my head between your buns, pounds of
0:51.1	mounds shakin' round like javelin' a bloodhounder. Drampin' like a geek, I seen your
0:56.1	booties get the floor cleaned, dump it like a dump truck, whip them up, dunk-a-dunk.
1:02.1	Ladies, you're better than a hippopotamus! Girls, we beg you, whip that ass on us!
1:09.1	Oh, put my head between your buns, go ahead and strike it! Go big girl, go big girl, go!
1:16.1	Make me a twerk and sandwich, put my head between your buns, go ahead and strike it!
1:21.1	Go big girl, go big girl, go! Make me a twerk and sandwich!
1:26.1	Put that ass, put that ass, put that ass, put that ass, put that ass!
1:30.1	Your booty is bigger than my caravan, you've got more rolls than the Michelin man.
1:38.1	You the champ of fat, you deserve some hoodies, I like my women with type 2 diabetes.
1:45.1	Blubber flying round like sumo's fighting, my head knocked around like you was my Tyson.
1:53.1	Slam in my head like I'm in a NASCAR. If smack-whip-lash, let them bumper bars!
2:01.1	Ladies got back, including back fat, you so fat you got cash lines on your ass!
2:09.1	Oh, put my head between your buns, go ahead and strike it! Go big girl, go big girl, go!
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