Safety Coffin

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2019

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! We hope you are still enjoying the spooky season. On this episode, we discuss being a mean person, or how being a good person isn't really instinctual. On a very spooktacular Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Safety coffin," a coffin fitted with a mechanism to prevent premature burial or allow the occupant to signal that they have been buried alive.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.2	Hello babies! Welcome to Baby Genius's, I'm Emily.
0:34.4	I'm Screamsa.
0:36.0	God damn it again.
0:38.5	I'm Screamally.
0:42.1	Screamily yeller.
0:44.0	Yeah, yeah, yeller's scarier than Heller.
0:49.0	Right?
0:50.0	I hate being yelled at it.
0:51.0	It really is very scary. That was one of my main
0:54.8	motivators all through childhood is just not getting yelled at. Oh yeah, it's
0:58.0	devastating, even as an adult being yelled at. I don't even remember why I was
1:02.2	thinking about this, but last night I was just
1:04.6	going over in my head the exact words of when someone yelled at me when I was 11.
1:10.3	What did they yell at you? I feel like it would really give away who it was if I said who it was, but it was like, yeah.
1:20.0	I just had a friend who I was like way too mean to and her mom yelled at me
1:26.5	really like you've done a lot of mean things to her in the past but this is the
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