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Three minutes after 10 is the time.

And a very good morning indeed to you.

There were quite a few strange stories around today, but they do speak to a similar theme.

And it is about the way in which the country's brains have been boiled by immigration.

There's a story that we may move on to a little later about a cleaner, an office cleaner,

who is taking legal action against a top city law firm

after being fired for eating a leftover tuna sandwich from a discarded platter.

So her job would have involved cleaning up after some lawyers had had their lunch.

And she ate a tuna sandwich.

There's a daily mail colonist today who uses this as an opportunity to rant about immigration

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