Sabrina Jalees
The Three Questions with Andy Richter
Team Coco & Earwolf
4.5 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2019
⏱️ 93 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello, everyone. You have once again stumbled upon the three questions with Andy Richter. |
| 0:18.8 | I guess I'm Andy Richter. And I'm here today with Sabrina Jalice, the very funny stand-up |
| 0:25.5 | comedian, mom, Canadian in that order. Yeah, right. I'm a mommy daddy type, Baba type lady. |
| 0:36.1 | Are you? Are you mommy daddy? Like how do you? My wife carried the baby. Yeah. And I'm like |
| 0:41.1 | very the person that when I hold the baby, people are like, oh my gosh, she's so amazing with |
| 0:45.4 | the baby. So I feel like, you know, very male privilege, nature, patriarchy in the matriarchy. |
| 0:49.7 | But you don't mind being called mom. No, no, it's no, but when I'm like at the park, I love when |
| 0:54.5 | daddy's come up to me and treat me like daddy. Oh, really? Yeah. I know this podcast is about |
| 0:59.3 | honesty. And I just want to be really honest right off the top. No, I know. Well, I actually, the |
| 1:04.0 | thing that I always hated about being a dad was like the gross dad part of kind of like |
| 1:11.5 | being on them. Well, and more like, isn't this bullshit that I have to like for myself second, |
| 1:18.1 | you know? I was always like, can we say the F word? Yeah, yeah, of course. I was fucking insane. |
| 1:24.5 | Like when Seano was pregnant, there was so many, like I mean, many men saying to me like, all right, |
| 1:30.0 | dude, like live your life now. Once this baby comes, your life is over. Yeah. You know, your wife's not |
| 1:34.7 | going to want to fuck you. Yeah. The baby's not the baby doesn't like you, you don't have the milk. |
| 1:38.6 | And I'm like, well, have you ever thought like maybe you suck? Yeah. You suck. I'm not enjoying this |
| 1:43.0 | conversation with you. I can't imagine being married to you. But people like, you know, framing, |
| 1:48.7 | having a child as this huge loss. And it's like, get a babysitter and go dance with your wife. |
| 1:55.6 | Like we travel with our baby. The other thing is like let people that let their babies control their |
| 2:00.9 | schedule. And it's like, the baby is so new. It's like if someone that's never been to LA showed up |
| 2:06.7 | in LA and you're like, all right, take me to Hollywood. Show me those stars. When my ex wife and I were |
| 2:14.7 | had little kids and we go out of town, we would call the front desk. Do you have babysitters? |
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