For the listener, Alan's penis has been out the whole time.

And it's leathery in real life too.

Look who we've got off board.

Victoria Angelooney, how you doing?

I'm very well.

You've spelled my name wrong in your little notebook.

Oh, don't, don't, don't.

What's wrong with that? It's an O at the end instead of an A. Oh, Vitorio. But I said Vittorio, did I? Or Vittorio? I think it was... It's I said your name right. Don't be looking at a fucking note. Keep your eyes over there. Wow. Sorry, love. It's Italian, and I don't really know.

I know it's very exotic.

It is exotic.

And listen, I thought my t-shirt was a bit out there.

Look at you.

Go on show us.

What? Where did you buy that? About that in New York. It was a little sort of tat shop beneath my hotel. You surprised me. I know, listen, I can't talk. So what, have you been to New York before? No, this is my first ever time in New York a couple weeks ago. Oh my God, did you do stand-up over there? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. like? Very enthusiastic. Sort of unashamedly like, we're on your side, which is really weird to get used to. I haven't been gigging in London for like seven years when they're like, we'll see. Yes, yeah. English people aren't invested in having a good time. You're right. I've giggied in New York and they're like, woohoo!

I know we sort of take the piss out Americans being over-excited, but when you're on stage, you need that. Oh, 100%. Yes. And I was, I was milking it, so I would walk out. You know, you're dead nervous, never gigged in America before. I'd walk on and go, it's my first ever time in New York.

Thank you so much for having me.

Immediate applause break.

And I was like, I am plaguing this.

Daddy's little meatballs is doing well. going and go, it's my first ever time in New York. Thank you so much for having me. Immediate applause break. And I was like, I am plaguing this.

Daddy's little meatballs is doing well up here.

So listen, holidays.

Now, obviously, you're a fantastic stand-up comedian.

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