S9 EP46: Harriet Kemsley (Video Edition)

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

Keep It Light Media

Comedy Interviews, Places & Travel, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Get ready for laughs with Harriet Kemsley on Life’s a Beach! From wild holiday romances, to falling down a snow hole (yes, really) - Harriet has some brilliant stories! Plus, Last One Laughing, Traitors and Alan’s wearing a trendy jumper. 00:00 Intro00:20 Harriet as Mama Clause01:06 Traitors chat / Jake Gyllenhaal’s dog03:22 What Canterbury’s like04:02 The ducking stool06:12 Alan’s trendy jumper06:41 Florida, ride failure & crocs09:35 Harriet loves snowboarding10:24 Falling down a snow hole11:10 Back to witches12:41 Harriet’s holiday romance in Australia14:01 Inspiration for her new tour Floozy14:33 Rita is a Hollywood agent15:20 Alan’s dating woes15:54 Amanda Holden did his profile / the donkey pic17:49 Harriet and the dating apps19:23 Harriet’s podcast Single Ladies in Your Area20:37 Last One Laughing chat22:40 Touring as a mum23:50 Soap stars & Vanessa Feltz on Harriet’s flight24:32 Harriet never complains25:29 Touring Australia & jet lag26:22 Back to the Irish holiday romance26:54 Snowboarding with Lou Sanders & bears29:16 Tips for Last One Laughing30:15 Making our descent – quick fire round #LifesABeachPodcast #AlanCarr #HarrietKemsley #FloozyTour #ComedyTour #StandUpComedy #SingleLadiesInYourArea #LastOneLaughing #HolidayStories #TravelPodcast #DatingApps #ComedianLife #PodcastLife #SnowboardingFails #AustraliaTrip #Canterbury #FunnyPodcast A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@keepitlightmedia.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Have you ever wondered what a sandwich sounds like?
0:04.2	Not much to it, is there?
0:06.2	Unless, of course, it's a Walker's sandwich.
0:10.9	Mmm, that is good.
0:12.9	Now that's what Asani should sound like.
0:15.8	Go all crisp in with walkers.
0:19.0	Delicious.
0:24.1	Here, please. with walkers. Delicious. You're flusy, do you think?
0:25.9	Well, the thing is, I was, I'm...
0:27.7	What the hell, is that a cigar?
0:31.2	Hey, who's this chick?
0:33.0	I love it.
0:33.8	My dog's going to make you a star.
0:35.5	Oh, look who we've got on board, Harriet Kim.
0:38.3	How are you? Hello, good. How are you doing? I'm loving this outfit. You've come dressed as Mama Santa Claus. It's a lot, isn't it? It's not Christmas yet. It's a bit much. Have you come straight from a Christmas market? Yeah, I haven't. I don't know what happened. I got dressed in the dog. I found this on the floor. on the floor. It's lovely. I love it.
0:54.2	It's giving me, you know, German.
0:57.2	German?
0:57.9	You know, what happened I got dressed in the dark and I found this on the floor. It's lovely, I love it.
0:54.1	It's giving me, you know, German.
0:57.3	German?
0:57.9	You know, what's it called, beer keller.
1:00.2	Beerkeller.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Keep It Light Media, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Keep It Light Media and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.