S9 EP45: Mary Earps

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

Keep It Light Media

Comedy, Places & Travel, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Joining me this episode to discuss their travel and holiday stories is the former England international goalkeeper - Mary Earps. This podcast was recorded prior to the 6th November publication date of 'All In' by Mary Earps Enjoy!! Please subscribe and review. Thanks, Alan. xx ‘Life’s A Beach’ everyone’s favourite travel podcast is here to give you all the vitamin D you need. More celebrity passengers unpack their travel suitcases dishing the dirt on their holiday high-jinks. Buckle up, sit back and enjoy the inflight entertainment!! A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hello@keepitlightmedia.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to my travel podcast, Lights a Beach. Every week I invite a special guest to take us on a journey together to their favourite holiday destinations and to reveal their top travel tips and tales.
0:30.0	My passenger this week is not just a professional footballer.
0:31.6	She's a lioness.
0:35.0	And her autobiography All In is out now.
0:41.5	It's raw, honest and a real page turner. Buckle up. Hold on to your dry roasted nuts.
0:43.4	It's Merri Earth.
1:10.9	This is the final boarding call for Mary Herbs. This is the final boarding call for Mary Herbs. Can Mary Ubs please make a way to the gate This is the final boarding call, Mary Ups, Mary, Mary, Mary Ubs, Mary, Mary, Mary Ups, Mary, Mary Ups. Mary. Mary. Mary!
1:13.2	Mary!
1:13.8	Mary!
1:15.3	Mary!
1:17.3	Thank you.
1:21.8	Look who we've got on board.
1:23.6	Mary!
1:24.0	Are you doing Mary?
1:25.2	Hello, I'm good.
1:26.2	How are you?
1:26.7	Can I just apologise?
1:27.7	My dog, she's licking your feet.
1:29.2	Listen, you might get better information out of me with this kind of treatment. Are you enjoying it? I am actually a little bit, yeah. I actually feel sorry for Rita down there because footballers' feet are not really what you should be licking. I think she's a bit kinky, my dog, because I've got another dog called George,
1:45.7	and he was sort of taking her from behind,
1:47.7	and I saw her move over to the mirror to watch herself.
1:54.1	Well, a woman of good taste.
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