And the game was to see how many pairs of underpants you could explode before they

spotted you and chased you.

I bet when you'd be doing pro-over this, everyone just talks, what was it like on strictly?

And I'm like, tell me about Dustin Mains.

Oh my God.

Look who we've got on board.

It's Chris McCawson. How you doing, Chris? I'm good out. I'm, um, you know, come and do the podcast in my house. Yeah. I thought he must have, must have a real high-end recording studio in his house somewhere. And there I'm sat on your couch holding me on microphone. Well, you were a bit worried about the microphone because it was heavy.

It's quite heavy, in it?

I mean, it's not a microphone that you're typically old. It's one that belongs in the stand, but you can't afford the stands yet. No. Are you, Chris? This is so rude. I'm just saying, I thought the podcast was going, well, that's why I'm here, but you can't afford your own stands. Well, I'm not made of money.

And you were worried, though, about it is a proper microphone. It's not shaped like a dildo. We're not showing you up, you know. I'm going to be alternating hands throughout this podcast. It is heavy, though. I get your, I get what you're saying. It is heavy. It is. It's not a microphone that is designed to be held for an hour. Good job. It's just 30 minutes, isn't it, Chris?

Yeah, all right. Anything else should like the slag off? You're quite judgmental, aren't you?

Do you know, I mean, for a guy that can't see anything,

you know, I can't see the things to be judgmental.

I might as well be judgmental about the things I can feel.

Listen, can I just say about your book? Keep laughing.

Oh my God. It's so funny. So nostalgic.

We have the same life. Do we? Yeah, I'm not saying

you're a raging homo like me, but you are. We worked in a call center. You're born

1977. I was 976 in June, in June, cool, and we both saw the same comedian that inspired us to do stand-up. I saw Eddie Isard, definite article. Yeah. I was going down Shaftesbury Avenue. And he did that, he did it at Shaftby Avenue. And it was one of those five-pound student tickets. And I went in there, and there was no seats. And I stood stood at the back and I stood up for three hours.

I watched him and he was just so amazing and it made me want to do standout.

And I'm reading your book.

Oh my God, you're the same experience.

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