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Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

S9 EP40: Jon Richardson (Video Edition)

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

Keep It Light Media

Comedy Interviews, Places & Travel, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

The hilarious Jon Richardson joins Alan Carr for a chat about his villainous new role in Waterloo Road and trip down memory lane - from front-row Prince gigs and sat navs to celebrity game shows and service stations. Expect dry laughs, road trip confessions, a dash of Disney magic and peak Jon Richardson energy. 🎧 New episodes of Life’s a Beach every week - subscribe so you don’t miss it! 00:00 intro  00:20 When Rita met Jon 00:38.646) 01:45 Jon’s first travel pet peeve  03:20 Jon supporting Alan on Tooth Fairy 04:44 Alan’s Sat Nav joke 06:12 When Alan got Jon to the front to see Prince 09:28 Jon thinks Rita doesn’t like him 09:50 Jon’s new dastardly character in Waterloo Road and turning to acting 12:41 What Jon’s doing for his birthday - Celebrity Bullseye 17:59 Jon’s gig in Howarth 18:53 More acting roles for Jon as psychopaths 20:40 Jon’s first childhood memories of holidays in the Isle of Wight 21:29 Alan’s dad meeting Ant and Dec and service stations 23:37 Jon at Disneyland  26:29 What happened when Jon went to the Roald Dahl play 28:21 Alan’s off to Disney with his niece and nephew 29:00 Jon meeting Winnie the Pooh 31:00 Minnie Mouse smoking  31:50 Jon being nearly vegan on holiday and his weakness for cheese 33:20 Red wine vacuum pump 35:00 Jon and Sean Lock did a travel show where they were cowboys 37:00 Jon once holidayed with (near) Ross Kemp  39:21 Jon inadvertently had lunch with Colin Firth 40:11 Making our descent and the quick fire round  #AlanCarr #LifesABeach #JonRichardson #ComedyPodcast #TravelStories #WaterlooRoad #FunnyPodcast #BritishComedians #travelpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And you came across in like a bright white suit and you grabbed my arm and you said, don't wait here.

1:10.2

You can get down this bit. And you grabbed me and and you said don't wait here there's a you can get down this bit and you

1:12.7

grab me and suddenly I was like five meters from Prince and I watched the bright white suit that

1:18.3

wasn't me look who we've got on board it's John Richardson how you doing John yes I'm very well

1:24.2

how are you great it's already gone. The dog's spitting you.

1:45.7

Well, add a little go. Add a little way where it comes again. Oh, look. I love this dynamic for a podcast that you invite people in and say, the dog will bite you at random points. But you did touch the dog and it bit you? I went. There you go. Look, did you just knock the camera? No, it doesn't want me filmed. Rita, and what have you got one of my dildos in your mouth?

2:20.7

What is that a meat stick? That's a meat stick. Do you make them? Can you say that's not a dildo? That is a meat stick. And do you make them or do you buy those? I buy them from Anselmers. That's like prosciutto, isn't it, around that? Yeah, only the best of her. Well, do you know what? She's had a nibble of your fingers and she thinks, right, I'm going to have processed meat. Upgraded to process meat. Yeah, it's lovely. I've never done a podcast with, uh, biting. This one's lovely. Oh, George is lovely. Yeah. He wouldn't say boo to a goose, but Rita is trouble.

2:24.9

You are in good, was it company, because she bit Stephen Frye.

2:27.6

Excellent. So she likes... Intellectuals.

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