S9 EP36: Kyla Cobbler (Video Edition)

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

Keep It Light Media

Places & Travel, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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This week Alan welcomes the hilarious Kyla Cobbler on board Alan Air! From working in fashion in Milan to living (and loving) life in Barcelona, Kyla shares her wildest travel stories - including her hidden gem in Barcelona, and why South Africans make the best lovers. She also reveals why Paris isn’t overrated, what went wrong in Antwerp, and how she went from the best Irish bartender to touring with Michelle Wolf. Plus, Alan and Kyla bond over bidets, bar shifts, and travel bugbears before the quick-fire round brings it home. ✈️ Don’t miss this laugh-out-loud episode packed with travel chaos, holiday gossip, and Kyla’s unstoppable energy. And don't forget to catch Kyla on tour! https://kylacobbler.com/ 00.00 Intro 00:20 Kyla working in fashion in Milan 01:26 Kyla flew in from Barcelona to fly Alan Air 03:15 Turbulence and Will Smith 04:58 Kyla living in Barcelona, the Catalans and the tourists 06:58 Barcelona’s hidden gem 08:50 South Africans are the best lovers and Kyla’s engagement 12:43 Kyla and Alan have the same agent 14:21 How Kyla says bidet 15:46 Kyle touring with Michelle Wolf 17:15 How you actually say bidet 19:29 Why Kyla doesn’t think Paris is overrated 20:31 Why Kyla didn’t like touring in Antwerp 21:52 Alan shares a tour story 24:00 Travel bug bears 25:30 Kyla was the best Irish bartender 27:28 Alan’s bartending story 29:35 Making our descent and the quick-fire round #KylaCobbler #LifesABeachPodcast #AlanCarr #ComedyPodcast #BartenderStories #TravelPodcast #BarcelonaLife #MilanFashion #MichelleWolf #StandUpComedy #comedypodcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	No, no, no, Alan. I was six pints of Guinness, whiskey thing. The phone was like, no, he's not here. I haven't seen him. Talk to later. I was the ultimate barmaid. Oh, my God. Look who we've got on board. It's Kyla Koppb. How you doing, love? I'm so good.
0:21.8	How are you?
0:22.4	What did you say about my note?
0:24.4	But you looked at this.
0:25.2	Are you a leather enthusiast?
0:26.7	What did you say?
0:27.2	I'm not a leather.
0:27.6	I used to work with leathers in Milan
0:29.6	when I worked in the fashion industry
0:31.2	and I picked it up and I went,
0:32.2	oh my God, have you got a crocodile's a notebook and I went, no, it's just printed. No, don't start putting crocodile.
0:37.9	I'll get a fucking pot of red paint thrown over me. I know, I know, especially this. I mean, I don't like crocodiles, but I'd never have them for a notebook. This is full of comedy. At least a bag. Yeah. At least a handbag if you're going to kill the crocodile. I know. How do you get into that then, Italian fashion?
0:55.8	I was just living there.
0:56.7	I was living there and I don't have any education. At least a handbag if you're going to kill the crocodile. I know. How do you get into that then, Italian fashion?
0:55.8	I was just living there. I was living there and I don't have an education and I was like I need a career where I can grow and I'm good at selling things. Yeah. So I got into fashion very briefly for my life. And I saw you're on stage. You're saying Italian men are too slow. Is that right? you like a lover that's a bit faster.
1:10.8	Yes, I indeed love a lover.
1:12.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:14.0	Out and in.
1:14.6	See you a lover.
1:12.5	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:14.0	Out and in.
1:14.6	See you later.
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