S9 EP34: Iain Stirling (Video Edition)

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

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Places & Travel, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

This week, Alan is joined by comedian, writer and Love Island voiceover star Iain Stirling for a holiday chat that’s as wild as it is hilarious. From ayahuasca and man-babies, to Mary Berry reindeer rides in Scotland, to hotel horrors with cockroaches and unwanted NYC surprises, no story is left untold. And don’t miss Iain chatting about his brand new Comedy Central show, Roast the Internet. ⏰ 00:00 Intro 00:36 Alan watched Talk to Me and did the ouija board 03:34 Being sweaters 05:05 Iain’s brand new show on Comedy Central – Roast the Internet 08:15 Iain-vestigation and celebrity guests 09:57 Ayahuasca and man-babies 12:32 How the internet reacted to the bean soup for period pain recipe 13:06 Mary Berry talking about Alan on Radio 2 14:38 Alan and the RATS hotel 15:45 Iain and the cockroach 17:07 Iain and the man on the loo in the hotel 18:35 Alan and the unwanted porn in NYC 20:35 Iain gigging in New York 23:39 Iain went reindeer riding with Mary Berry in Scotland 27:18 Iain’s Scottish hidden gem 28:49 Making our descent – the quick fire round Don’t forget to subscribe for more celebrity holiday stories every week on Life’s A Beach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Wow, mic drop.
0:06.9	Get off my plane.
0:08.4	Now, let's definitely take that out.
0:09.9	Can we take that out?
0:10.5	We'll take that out.
0:12.1	We are going to see I am a big nappy on you.
0:16.1	Oh my God, look who we've got on board.
0:18.5	Ian Sterling, how you doing, Ian Love?
0:20.3	I'm all right. Are you driving or are we passengers?
0:23.7	We're passengers on the plane. I think you'd make good cabin crew. You'd be great. Why? Because I'm camp.
0:29.1	No, because you're caring, you're open. I feel like you would, you've got an ability to read people's needs and wants.
0:35.7	Oh my God, that's great.
0:37.7	And you're very calm.
0:41.6	Do you know what?
0:42.4	I was shitted up at the weekend.
0:44.0	Have you ever seen that film talk to me where the hand is the hand of a mummified hand?
0:48.7	Yes, and they become the person.
0:51.2	Oh my God.
0:51.9	So I'm watching it like this.
0:57.0	The dog's in the garden. And I found it quite scary. I was actually looking away. My dog Rita comes in. Got something in a mouth,
1:03.2	drops it at my feet, a headless pigeon. So I was like, ah, at the telly. And then I went,
1:10.4	did you pick up the heady, and then I went, ah!
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