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Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

S9 EP28: Stephen Fry (Video Edition)

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

Keep It Light Media

Comedy, Places & Travel, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.86.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

VIDEO EPISODE ALERT! Our first ever full video episode here at Life's a Beach towers. Head to Spotify to see the full conversation and subscribe to the show for future video episodes. Enjoy the brilliant chat with British actor, comedian, presenter, author, director and broadcasting legend - Stephen Fry. What a pleasure it is to welcome him onto the show. Enjoy! Please subscribe and review. Thanks, Alan. xx ‘Life’s A Beach’ everyone’s favourite travel podcast is here to give you all the vitamin D you need. More celebrity passengers unpack their travel suitcases dishing the dirt on their holiday high-jinks. Buckle up, sit back and enjoy the inflight entertainment!! A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hello@keepitlightmedia.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Rated T for Teen.

0:01.5

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0:05.1

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0:09.2

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0:13.8

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0:18.9

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0:21.7

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0:25.7

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0:29.3

look who we've got on board is It's Stephen Fry. Hello, Stephen.

0:38.3

My dear Alan, it's lovely to be here.

0:40.4

Thank you. Why did you choose, Alan, Ayer, of all these other airlines?

0:44.4

Well, the fact, it's the service is so good. You push down the aisle, the best treats.

0:50.4

The treats don't stop coming. Have you noticed on airlines now, they stopped doing little bottles of water even? I know. They're so mean, but you aren't. Cashew and pee. Yes. And do you know, if someone's got an allergy, I say no nuts. Yeah. Because I'm kind. Exactly. Yes. Where do you stand on the hot towel, though, when they give you the hot towel and then because if you notice they have

1:12.0

pinchers and yet they just drop it in your hand and it's like they've wiped around the top of a

1:16.4

volcano it's so true and then it loses its heat so fast and when you give it back to them it's

1:21.3

horribly damp and cold yes weird they're a mystery and i never actually know i missed the lesson at school that told you whether it's for your forehead, you're the back of your neck or for your hands. So I sort of vaguely do each bit. And then hope someone isn't looking at him and saying, see, that's Stephen Fry. He was wiping it on the back of his neck. Is he mad? Because where are you supposed to do it? Well, I once put it straight on my face and it looked like I was bobbing for chips. Or, ah, and I was like the elephant, man. My face is so deformed. Listen, I mean, you've travelled, bloody, everywhere. Can you, do you have fun holidays or do you tie in with work?

2:01.0

Can you relax?

2:02.1

It's always work. We nearly always work.

2:04.4

I had a week in Grenada with my husband planned for September and then I accepted a West End play and now I can't go.

2:11.7

So I've had to cancel that.

2:13.3

Otherwise, we have a house in America and we go to that when we can.

2:17.4

That's like a holiday, although I do tend to do work as well.

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