S8 Ep8: S8E08 - "Craig's White Devil" - Drew Blood
Drew Blood's Dark Tales — A Horror Fiction Anthology and Scary Stories Podcast
Chilling Entertainment
4.8 • 684 Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2025
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Strap in for another wild ride through the twisted mind of P.D. Williams, where horror and hilarity collide in equal measure. This week, the Wankemoffs are back—and this time, vacation means danger. Join Craig and Lorna as they venture into unfamiliar territory with a cast of misfits, con artists, and clueless tourists in tow. But when the map runs out and the wilderness starts whispering, the line between farce and fear gets buried beneath the snow. With a story that blends razor-sharp satire, southern-fried charm, and creature-feature terror, this latest installment is as unhinged as it is unforgettable.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, amigos, you know what's really easy to do and even easier to forget? |
| 0:05.0 | Please help me out and hit that like button if you're listening on YouTube. |
| 0:09.0 | And if you're listening somewhere else, what the hell? |
| 0:12.0 | Pop in, give me a thumb. |
| 0:14.0 | Say hello while you're at it. |
| 0:16.0 | It helps me a ton with the algorithm, and besides, it's real nice to see you there and now on to the show Oh, shit. Welcome back, amigos. |
| 0:51.3 | Spring is in the air, and with it, we join each other on National Fragrance Day. |
| 0:57.6 | You couldn't have picked a better place to celebrate either. The swamp gas is really starting to bubble out here. |
| 1:05.3 | Smells fine to Chester, he says. You know, somehow that doesn't surprise me. But let's head in, friend. Not sure how healthy it is to breathe in all that methane. |
| 1:17.6 | Mmm. Ah, now that's better than methane. And you know what else is a breath of fresh air? You can visit simplyscarypodcast.com and become a patron |
| 1:29.2 | of the network. For as little as 799 a month, you'll get their entire catalog, ad free, |
| 1:35.4 | and available to download or stream. So tonight we welcome back our good pal, the prolific |
| 1:42.1 | P.D. Williams, a man caught in limbo between horror and humor. |
| 1:47.0 | Speaking of which, he has a brand new book out which embodies that dilemma perfectly. |
| 1:52.0 | Beneath her feet is a comedy horror novella we think you'll all love, in which we join Amelia, |
| 1:59.0 | a quiet, intelligent loner longing for purpose in love, but |
| 2:03.1 | with a habit of savage serial murder. |
| 2:05.9 | And we follow Johnny, the manipulative gel bird fresh out of prison and hopelessly addicted |
| 2:11.7 | to over-the-counter medications. |
| 2:14.0 | And Timothy, the naive Mormon missionary, just hoping to spread the good word without farting in |
| 2:19.8 | anyone's living room. It's violent, it's hilarious, and I dare say, it's essential. Now, |
| 2:27.1 | what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, that's right. Craig and Lorner are back this week with |
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