Hey, amigos, you know what's really easy to do and even easier to forget?

Please help me out and hit that like button if you're listening on YouTube.

And if you're listening somewhere else, what the hell?

Pop in, give me a thumb.

Say hello while you're at it.

It helps me a ton with the algorithm, and besides, it's real nice to see you there and now on to the show Oh, shit. Welcome back, friend.

It's a very special holiday today, and I have to insist you all observe this one.

It's March 14th.

Steak and a Blowjob Day.

Apparently, this was created as an answer to Valentine's Day the month before.

And while I'm not so sure how official this one is, I'll say this much.

I'll take the former medium rare, and the latter well done, please.

A Chester likes them both raw, he says.

But enough of the innuendos, friend, this is a family show.

So let's head inside and get busy.

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So tonight we welcome back RK Combrink by way of our friends at Vailoch's books.

This one comes from his very popular book, These Lonely Places, which I cannot recommend enough.

It's a tale of dark affairs and supernatural consequences, and it's not at all for the faint of heart, or stomach for that matter.

So without further delay, from author R.K. Combrink, I give you Salino.

Calvin pulled into the driveway and parked behind the battered old Dodge pickup.

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