S8 Ep370: Episode 370 - Armageddon

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2018

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

On this week's season finale, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, and season eight, to a close with a discussion about one of the most ridiculous disaster movies of the 1990s, Armageddon! What's with this totally pointless Charlton Heston prologue? Why not just train astronauts to use a drill? And why does Rockhound need to be horny all the time? PLUS: Not even Frasier Crane could escape the dreaded Animal Cracker epidemic of 1998!

Armageddon stars Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Will Patton, Steve Buscemi, William Fichtner, Owen Wilson, Michael Clarke Duncan, Peter Stormare, Keith David, Jason Isaacs, and Liev Schreiber; directed by Michael Bay.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast. Hey Gang, big news in the world of We Hate Movies,
0:13.0	and Golly Big News in the world of We Hate Movies, live appearances in this one.
0:21.0	Well, you better get your holiday coat coat on because it's not happening until
0:24.4	December.
0:26.2	We're so excited.
0:27.2	It's actually a hometown show for this Jersey boy.
0:30.0	Only you.
0:31.0	Jersey City's beautiful White Eagle Hall will be hosting the We Hate Movies
0:33.8	podcast and we're going to be talking about a Christmas movie Eric Siska what is that movie?
0:39.0	Oh my God, it is the Santa Claus, the original film, out of way, is it original?
0:45.7	Yeah, it's originally.
0:46.7	The first one.
0:47.7	Tim Allen, finds a fat so falls off his roof.
0:50.1	Yep.
0:51.1	We're going to be talking all about it on December 7th, which is a day that will live in infamy, at the White Eagle Hall.
0:57.0	It incidentally lives in infamy. We were just, we're at the side of it.
1:01.0	We're adding to the infamy.
1:03.6	Yeah, it's more infamy because this will be our debut in Jersey City and this is what it's come down to folks.
1:10.4	Steve Sadak, refusing to get on planes.
1:13.6	Refusing to get a driver's license to help out with rent a cars.
1:16.8	I refuse to get on a train for this show.
1:18.6	I'm fucking walk it.
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