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Animation Damnation - Rambo (CLIP)

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2018

⏱️ 3 minutes

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On this month's trip to Toon Town, the guys chat about what might be, in some people's opinion (Andrew's), one of the greatest cartoons of all time, Rambo! The ri-DIC-ulous episode in question, "Battlefield Bronx," originally aired April 16th, 1986 and features such amazing elements as— OOPS! This episode is for our Patreon subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with countless hours of Animation Damnation, The Nexus (our Star Trek podcast), sync-able commentaries— like our popular Twilight series, and more, head over to our Patreon page!

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0:00.0

Yeah, so that's it. The fucking makeshift bow and arrow is awesome. There's also a weird thing

0:15.0

where like this huge stone column falls on Rambo. This is great. This is where there's

0:21.1

some hulking out fucking Vainey penis shit going because he's like crushed by this thing.

0:27.2

And there's all these like onlookers that are like, well, that guy's dead. Yeah. And it's

0:31.7

just Rambo like, oh God, this column's heavy. And he's like really struggling with it.

0:36.8

And then out of nowhere, he throws it like 40 feet. No, he hulks out his arms, go. And

0:42.2

like it's just he gets enough strength to throw it 40 feet. Yeah, it's something's in the

0:46.5

blood. That's like I'm coming. But then we cut to Rambo's team who the woman is like

0:54.2

a master of disguise. Yes. Well, we're told, yeah, that Uncle Phil is a mechanical genius.

1:00.5

And this other woman is indeed a master of disguises. So she's going to figure out what's

1:05.8

she's dressed as a turtle like a Dana Carvey movie. Well, she does the Tom Cruise thing

1:13.7

a lot, the emission impossible, the lot of a lot of fake faces. You know, I could have

1:18.5

used more of her in this. I'm excited to dig into the rest of this series to see these

1:22.8

special abilities really show always the Rambo show. I feel like everyone's like waiting

1:28.0

around where is Rambo? It's like the silent Rambo show until you hear like, oh, oh,

1:33.2

oh, geez. Yeah, it's me. And sometimes she wears a mask out of it. I'm gonna do something

1:38.6

for a moment there, because they show a scene in the opening credits where they're talking

1:42.9

about Dr. Phil or Uncle Phil or whatever the fuck. Yeah, where it's just a race doctor

1:47.8

Phil where it's just a race car. I was like, is his sidekick a race car? Oh man, this

1:55.4

car tunes ill-conceased. Let me get this straight. Your sidekick is a talking race car.

2:01.2

And you think that's normal? Dr. Phil Rambo, when was the last time you talked to your father?

2:09.0

Oh, don't get me started. First, my father, then we're going to be talking about my wife.

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