Well, hey there, friends. Thanks for dropping by.

I'm kind of sick of talking about what holiday it is every time you show up,

but this one's important to all our animal lovers out there.

It's National Hairball Awareness Day.

Ain't that right, Chester.

Dear God, what the hell is that, pal?

You eat a damn raccoon or something?

It is a raccoon.

Let's hit in, friends.

I can't even look at that thing.

Mm.

All right, that's better.

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Okay, friends, our author tonight needs no introduction.

But since that's only a figure of speech, let's introduce them anyway. Our pal Wade Garrett is

the author of the notorious A Glimpse Into Hell series and a tales from the Graveyard series,

which he's been kind enough to feature on this show.

These stories are spinoffs from his novel The Gravedigger, in which Ben Hamilton,

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