S6 Ep17: Weekly Skews – Melania Makes a Robot Friend
Weekly Skews
Weekly Skews
4.9 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
The White House has horny pun fun with sex-working farmers. Marco Rubio wants you to know he listens to rap music while various prediction market fiascos continue to surround the non-war with Iran. Also, Iran hacked the FBI director’s emails and we learned that he pays for porn? Yeah, Kash Patel pays for porn. Then we get into the overlords’ obsession with replacing teachers with A.I. ,which somehow led to the first lady having to hang out with a Roomba with feet.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up, everybody, welcome back. |
| 0:10.0 | Happy Skews Day to you. |
| 0:11.2 | It's March 31st, 2026. |
| 0:13.3 | We're recording this March 30th at about 1.30 p.m. |
| 0:17.8 | on the west coast. |
| 0:19.3 | I'm trying. |
| 0:19.9 | That's Mark. |
| 0:22.6 | How you doing, Mark? We still have a king, I noticed. It's Monday. Yeah. I don't know if you know, but there was this big call for us to no |
| 0:29.6 | longer have kings on Saturday. And I guess it didn't work. But maybe we can, you know, do that again. |
| 0:35.9 | I'm not trying to be a smart ass i went to one i was in |
| 0:38.0 | burlington you know uh so you have to they make you go to that in burlington or else they |
| 0:43.6 | deport you out of town but uh was it eight million people nationwide that's pretty cool |
| 0:48.8 | uh yeah it'd have you get eight million people to do we can tell you to leave their house to do |
| 0:52.2 | anything in america it's pretty It's a pretty big accomplishment. |
| 1:00.5 | I did see that like the same day of the no king's protest, CPAC's going on in Dallas, |
| 1:02.9 | and the biggest event they had was for Reza Pahlavi. |
| 1:05.3 | So they don't just love Trump. |
| 1:07.4 | They just love the idea of a king. They just want to be ruled, even if it's by the former Shah of Iran. |
| 1:12.6 | Oh, Jesus Christ. |
| 1:14.9 | It's Easter week, Trey. |
| 1:16.1 | I hope everyone, happy Easter to all to, you know, all the believers out there. |
| 1:20.5 | Hope you're looking forward to your ham, your Lord's Pork. |
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