S6 Ep15: Weekly Skews – I.C.E. in Airports and The U.S.S. Flaming Tighty Whities
Weekly Skews
Weekly Skews
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🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
We’ve got a new FEMA chief who believes he has telekinetic powers. In other DHS news, the likely new secretary has been stealing Delta Force valor but you can’t catch him on it because the truth is too classified, and Trump is sending ICE to be the new TSA. Then we get into the latest stupid war news. An aircraft carrier is out of commission because of a laundry fire and overflowing toilets and it’s not nearly the biggest waste going on.
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| 0:00.0 | what's up everybody welcome back happy scy's day to you look who it is it's me i'm back um |
| 0:14.0 | you know i don't be watching when i'm gone obviously so how did it go last week mark uh it's first |
| 0:18.8 | fault well this episode is uh march 24 2026 we're recording |
| 0:22.1 | on march 23rd at about 1 30 p.m. ish on the left coast but yeah how'd it go in my absence |
| 0:27.6 | everybody have a good time yeah it was good we talked about afromand and like like i thought it was |
| 0:33.1 | some obscure trial no one was going to pay attention to but then the actual happened, and it was apparently the most entertaining thing on the internet last week. |
| 0:39.6 | And then Afro-Man won, so good, good, defeated evil. That ruled. You followed. We talked about it a threat, so you're aware of what I'm talking about, right? Of course, yeah, the Afro-Man. Yeah, no, I hate that I missed that one. I think the my favorite one with the trial I think was when a cop testifying about his emotional damage and hurt feelings was forced to admit that he could not be sure if his wife was not actually sleeping with Afro Man. |
| 1:05.9 | Because if you admit it, there was a joke, you wouldn't have a fucking case. He would not like, anyway. |
| 1:11.4 | That I picked, it was Corey and Drew that filled in for me right so you got like a defense attorney and also a |
| 1:17.0 | constantly high person to talk about the afro man trial yeah that makes yeah yeah yeah good choice |
| 1:22.8 | real real real talent experts yeah yeah yeah uh so i just got so i was Canada at the end of last week, which is why Matt, Matt filled in for the bonus episode. So both of us were out of pocket last week. So, like, I've never been in Canada before. A lot of fun things. One, their handicapped stalls have their own sinks in them. So that's the whole new world up there, whole other world. |
| 1:45.7 | That's my royal with cheese. |
| 1:46.9 | The handicapped stalls have sinks in them. |
| 1:48.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:51.9 | Do you know the signs that, where they scan, they measure your speed and it blinks at you? |
| 1:57.3 | Yes. |
| 1:58.5 | So in Canada, if you speed, it gives you a frowny face emoji |
| 2:01.9 | it's like whoa whoa there that's what's uh oh no hey there buddy that's what it |
| 2:08.6 | blinks that at you yeah yeah and uh also the one thing that I did found oddly |
| 2:13.6 | comforting is like some things I think are just specifically American but then I |
| 2:16.8 | realize that everyone's |
| 2:17.6 | that dumb |
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