Welcome, friend. It's that time again, isn't it?

It's that time again, isn't it?

You remember what we all used to do on Friday nights?

Hang out with friends, smoke regular strength pot, chase tell.

Man, those were the days, weren't they?

No, I don't really miss them, Chester.

I'm perfectly happy just sitting home and reading stories.

Plus, the pot's way stronger now.

Anyway, come on in, friend.

Mmm.

That's better. A regular old cigarette.

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Thanks, Chester. Almost forgot.

So our till tonight comes courtesy of a new author to the show, R. Combrink, and our pals at Vailoch's books.

And for anyone out there with an older brother, this one's a good reminder to be grateful

you're still alive. And although my older brother almost took my life on three separate

occasions, he also saved my life on at least seven occasions.

And he prevented one of my two near kidnappings.

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