S5 EP8: Joe Lycett

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

Keep It Light Media

Places & Travel, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Joining me to discuss their travel and holiday stories this episode is the brilliant comedian, painter and presenter - Joe Lycett. ‘Life’s A Beach’ everyone’s favourite travel podcast is here to give you all the vitamin D you need. More celebrity passengers unpack their travel suitcases dishing the dirt on their holiday high-jinks. Buckle up, sit back and enjoy the inflight entertainment!! Thanks, Alan. xx Please subscribe and review. Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: hello@keepitlightmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to my travel podcast, Life Sub-Beach.
0:09.0	Every week I invite a special guest to take us on a journey together to their favourite
0:16.2	holiday destinations and reveal their top travel tips and tays.
0:22.3	My next guest tried to destroy my career on his live late night channel for Extravaganza.
0:31.3	Late Night Lysit. No way. I'm uncancelable. Please put on your seatbelt and watch out for turbulence.
0:40.3	It's Joe Lysit!
0:43.3	This is the final boarding call for Joe Lysit.
0:51.3	Final boarding call for Joe Lysit. Joe Lysit. Can you come up to boarding gate?
0:56.3	Is it the boarding call for Joe Lysit? Joe Lysit. Joe Lysit. Joe Lysit.
1:03.3	Thank you.
1:06.3	Look what we've got on board. It's Joe Lysit.
1:11.3	Hello there, love. How are you?
1:13.3	Thank you for flying, Alanair. Why did you choose Alanair?
1:16.3	Well, I felt guilty because last time I saw you, I tried to destroy your career.
1:23.3	Oh my god. What was it Richard Eudry?
1:28.3	Well, I say I tried to ruin your career. My colleague Richard Eudry tried to ruin your career.
1:35.3	I decided to go with Alanair just for this one occasion as an olive branch, shall we say.
1:40.3	Can I just say I was shitting myself when I did that?
1:43.3	Because I didn't really know. I never seen the script. Did I? As they were coming.
1:48.3	And then I looked at my knife and I saw Gary Giffa flash across the auto.
1:52.3	I was like, here we go Alanair. He was, you know, I needed some time off.
1:57.3	Yes.
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