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The Toast

S5 Ep57: NLOG at MSG(t): Monday, May 9th, 2022

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

  • Britney Spears Confirms Her Tell-All Book Will Come Out At The End Of The Year (UpRoxx) (20:48)
  • Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas Reveal Baby Girl Spent '100 Plus Days in the NICU' on First Mother's Day (PEOPLE) (30:19)
  • Sam Hunt's pregnant wife, Hannah Lee Fowler, calls off divorce (Page Six) (33:24)
  • 2022 Kentucky Derby Recap (Need2Know) (37:44)
  • Meta is opening its first store as VR headsets inch closer to mainstream reality (CNBC) (46:54)
Unburden Yourselves ([email protected]) (57:06)

The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@JackieOshry)
The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast
Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book

Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning.

0:03.2

Tostan happy Monday.

0:04.8

Excuse me. Oh my God.

0:06.1

Hope everyone had an amazing weekend.

0:08.8

Hit jacks. How you doing?

0:11.3

Dern good.

0:12.2

We had an amazing weekend beyond speaking of amazing weekends.

0:16.2

It was such like a long jam packed fun weekend.

0:20.4

I'm so tired today, but I'm just writing high on the memories.

0:23.8

Yeah. I'm like, I'm in a low if I'm, if I'm, if I'm, if I'm to be honest.

0:27.6

Well, what goes up must come down and you were on such a high.

0:31.3

So on Thursday night after talking about it for 75 years, I performed my final show in New York City at Madison Square Garden Theatre.

0:41.0

And and machine theater and MSG.

0:46.3

And it was incredible. I was, first of all, I remember I was in my bathroom like before I left for the venue,

0:54.5

like just like sitting on the toilet thinking like the next time I sit on this toilet, like this huge milestone will be behind me.

0:59.9

And I'll be so relieved. Like I'm so jealous of the girl who's going to be taking a poop tomorrow because she will have accomplished, you know, this huge feet.

1:07.3

Right. And that was kind of my sentiment the whole time.

1:09.3

Like just get it behind me and then we can celebrate.

1:12.4

And you can attest to the fact that I was like literally like a wretched wretch before the show.

1:16.4

Like I was so fucking nervous.

1:18.9

Like the magnitude of it all really started to hit me.

1:21.6

And I was like being actually a monster like yelling at everyone like not okay.

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