S5 Ep56: Chopping the Tarts: Wednesday, May 4th, 2022

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

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🗓️ 4 May 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

- Dave Chapelle Attacked on Stage at Hollywood Bowl By Audience Member Armed with Weapon (Page Six) (11:08)
- Lili Reinhart Slams 'Starving' Kim Kardashian Over Met Gala 2022 Diet (Page Six) (18:30)
- Post Malone Expecting First Child with Longtime Girlfriend (Page Six) (24:18)
- Intruder Disguised as Priest Spends Night at the Queen's Windsor Castle (Page Six) (29:55)
- Aaron Judge Homer Leads to Fans' Wholesome Moment (NY Post) (40:01)

- RHONJ Reunion Recap (42:12)
- Dear Toasters ([email protected]) (49:00)

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:02.1	Welcome back to the morning toast.
0:03.3	Happy Wednesday.
0:04.5	It is, home day.
0:07.2	So don't forget to hump someone you love.
0:08.6	Speaking of someone I love, I am
0:10.4	joined for the third consecutive day in Oro, which
0:12.2	is so sickening, given the fact you just gave birth.
0:15.2	It's Jackie A. Morning Toast, original recipe.
0:17.2	Original recipe.
0:18.3	Hey, guys.
0:19.0	Happy to be here.
0:19.9	It's really catching up with me.
0:21.2	Like it's a little too much too soon.
0:23.5	Oh, really?
0:24.2	But I'm happy to do it.
0:25.7	This is such a big week.
0:26.7	So I'm running on adrenaline running on steamy.
0:29.4	Steamy vibes running on N log.
0:31.4	You're running on steamy vibes.
0:32.8	I am feeling quite steamy because it's always warm in here.
0:35.7	It is always warm in here.
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