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The Toast

S5 Ep50: Capsized Claudia with Ben Soffer: Monday, April 25th, 2022

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

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  • Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson turn Mark Twain Prize show into date night (Page Six) (16:34)
  • Tom Schwartz denies kissing Raquel Leviss at Coachella amid divorce (Page Six) (20:02)
  • Beanie Feldstein beams as she earns standing ovation for Funny Girl opening night on Broadway... and is supported by brother Jonah Hill (Daily Mail) (25:34)
  • Twitter reportedly nearing deal to sell itself to Elon Musk (CNN Money) (29:24)
-Unburden Yourselves (38:27)

The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Ben Soffer (@boywithnojob)
The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast
Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book

Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Monday. Hope everyone's having an amazing start to their week.

0:08.0

I am because I'm about to podcast with Ben. Hey, Ben, how you doing?

0:12.5

I'm doing good. How you doing? You're doing good.

0:15.0

You're doing good.

0:16.0

We are podcasting to you guys live from our friend Brian's farm. We've been here all weekend. We're heading home today.

0:22.0

Because as you guys know, you saw the schedule on our Instagram. I'm back in studio tomorrow with Stasi Schroeder. We've got Taylor Strecker.

0:30.0

And of course, we've got Jackie twice. So it's going to be a good week, but not as good as this day because I'm podcasting with my husband.

0:38.0

My rose is my husband.

0:40.0

It is a great day. It is a gorgeous farm. We're currently looking at cherry blossoms to my left is a chicken coop.

0:46.0

I'm having some fresh ass eggs. And like I learned something very interesting. Do you know that eggs are multi colored?

0:54.0

Yeah, naturally. Like they're just green eggs.

0:56.0

Right. We picked up the carton of eggs from the fridge, which come directly from Brian's farm. And we were shook at some of the green ones.

1:02.0

Green eggs, brown eggs, white eggs. Green eggs and ham.

1:06.0

Interesting. Maybe Dr. Seuss was really an advocate of the farm to table industry.

1:12.0

It's possible. Or just like those big ass farms didn't exist when Dr. Seuss wrote it.

1:16.0

Yeah, it was, um, and how do the eggs taste?

1:18.0

Good. Yeah.

1:20.0

I made like some bad recipes. Like I didn't end up eating them. But now that I'm thinking about it, like, was it the recipe?

1:25.0

Or was it the eggs?

1:26.0

Was it the chicken? Or was it the egg?

1:29.0

I think it was the recipe. I think it was the recipe. I just like, I don't know.

1:34.0

I woke up and I was like, I want something more. I don't just want nom.

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