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The Toast

S5 Ep49: TNN+: Friday, April 22nd, 2022

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

  • Kris Jenner claims Blac Chyna threatened to kill Kylie Jenner (Page Six) (13:58)
  • Mike Tyson: Water bottle incident behind airplane punch attack (NY Post) (18:37)
  • CNN+ Is Shutting Down One Month After Launch (Variety) (25:10)
  • Jessica Simpson's credit card declined at Taco Bell 'the other day' (Page Six) (31:00)
  • Zendaya Says She Won't Be Attending Met Gala for Second Year in a Row (PEOPLE) (37:34)
The Kardashians Recap
Summer House Recap
Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap

The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry)
The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast
Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book

Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Friday. Wow. You did it. We did it. We're here. We can celebrate with another wonderful episode of the morning toast.

0:13.5

And hey Claudia, how are you doing? Even though I have a feeling it's not well, bitch.

0:18.3

Yeah, I was cocktailin it up left right thinking I'm Frank Sinatra last night. But Frank Sinatra doesn't have a podcast.

0:26.0

And that's the difference between me and Frank Sinatra. So yeah. So all that to say, I am okay.

0:33.0

You know, you've been working hard. You deserve a night out on the town.

0:37.5

I agree. You're here. You're here to do your due diligence to do your duty. And that's all we can ask of you.

0:43.0

So I hope you had a really great time. What did you do?

0:45.5

Yes, I'm here to make a duty. Do my duty. I went out to dinner for drinks with the girlies.

0:51.0

And then you know, one thing led to another. We headed to a gay bar. And somehow I'm home at 3 a.m.

0:59.0

It's just the night really got away from me. I didn't intend. I know you intended you intended because you texted me last night saying I think we should do the show like a little later in the morning.

1:09.0

And I was like fabulous. That works for me. And I know when you're saying that you're giving yourself permission to go hard.

1:15.0

That is what I was doing. I forgot I left a paper trail with you. You left today. But like it's totally fine. We're happy for you.

1:22.0

Really like I hope you enjoyed immensely because you've been doing really great work here at the morning toast.

1:29.0

Thank you.

1:30.0

I've been thoroughly enjoying watching all of the episodes and your girl deserves a night out.

1:34.0

Thank you. And I very rarely treat myself. You know, I'm really kind of like I'm always adhering to my diet.

1:40.0

And I'm really trying to limit my alcohol intake. So it's nice to just kind of let loose for once and be that girl because I'm really never her.

1:47.0

Who is she? You don't know her.

1:49.0

You don't know her. I was also just like feeling my look last night. I got a new fendy purse and matching earrings. And I immediately started acting different.

1:56.0

Yeah, you looked really great. We got your rest over FaceTime. Right. And you looked really cute. And you should have been feeling your look.

2:03.0

Thank you. I am. You're being so complimentary this morning.

2:06.0

I am. I don't know why I just feel like you need to be lifted up like me, your way. She's like, unwell.

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