S5 Ep42: Stinky Butt or Shared Shower Loofah ???

Two Idiot Girls

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Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

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🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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hi freaks!!! this is the conclusion to our spooky season x gardening questions series! in this episode we talked about how Drew would never let Deison join a cult, our thoughts on telling your significant other that they stink, and in a Freak Friday situation: would we rather switch bodies with Brittany or Caleb!

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0:00.0	all right friends welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls who
0:13.7	how you doing given the size of my hat, not great. Your, your hat is flaccid. Team, can we confirm?
0:27.0	I think Knuckles, it's all about his hand. So that I should have gotten the gloves.
0:30.7	He's all knuckles, obviously. But my, I'm saying, this costume isn't up to par and that's on us can you name two more sonics um
0:44.9	there's girl sonic there's one girl sonic yeah so she's yellow what's her name
0:51.9	fuck if i know pig tails tails. Close. What is it? Tails? Yeah. Oh my God. I was so close. Okay. Okay. And then the other one is black, right? With like red, red outlines. Red highlights. Red balliage. Yeah. He has ghost roots with red on the end. Yeah. What's his name? A shadow root. Yeah. Shadow. Yes. Oh my God. That was crazy. Guys. I felt our minds connect. How many sonics are there? I also can't tell people trick me so easy when I'm like going, who is that?
1:28.8	And they go, hmm, I don't know.
1:29.9	Like, I hate that.
1:31.7	How many Sonics are there?
1:34.2	Here's the plot of every Sonic movie, New Sonic.
1:38.8	Get this?
1:39.6	New Sonic fights Old Sonic and Old Sonic is fighting with the other new sonics from the past Sonics.
2:04.0	And then they get get this, they get Sonic to join Team Sonic. Yeah. Wait, I thought Tails was a girl. Might be boy. Oh, it is boy. Sorry, Tails. We didn't mean to misgender you. I didn't mean to misgender you. I didn't mean to misgender. No. Yeah. It reminds me of Brittany. She said people were telling me to kill myself when I misgendered vagar.
2:08.3	Oh my gosh.
2:12.0	We're fucking Chris Fleming saying, not me dead naming the chicks.
2:12.5	That's my bad.
2:12.8	Sorry.
2:15.8	Shut up.
2:17.2	So funny, bro.
2:18.7	Fucking so annoying.
2:21.0	Oh, I love the Sonic movies.
2:25.4	That's going to be my future wife. If she's like, do you have ever seen Sonic?
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