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Two Idiot Girls

S5 E43: What To Do When Your Boyfriend Has a Tail ???

Two Idiot Girls

Headgum

Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

hi bb freaks! this week we did a good ole fashioned Q&A! in this episode Drew shared her dream partner for Deison???, we described the deeply concerning personalities of our pets, and Drew asks for the tea on "The Cruel Prince"!!!


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All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls woo how you doing good show them your baba that you're drinking day so was making fun of my coffee because i put a little bit too much milk and I was like, it's fine, let's just go because she was waiting for me to run a cleaning filter. Drew de-scaled her entire fucking espresso machine then made a baba to go. Yeah, and then I was like, fuck, I put too much milk. It's fine. Let's just go. And she goes, okay, go ahead, drink your milk. milk go ahead drink up and then i put two more shots and still that light no no no i put one i stopped it because oh you did okay okay there's literally three shots of espresso in here literally this much milk and a little bit of creamer dog but i didn't know you why do you put milk and creamer just do one i know i've always thought that too but that's how the girls are

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making it and it tastes good who are the girls the girls on tictock oh okay like they're making it like

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