There was a time where this guy right here would be so pumped about this day about new iPhone day.

Wasn't there a point where you paid interns to go stand in line for you?

A buddy of mine and I paid one of my part timers at the radio station I worked at,

50 bucks each to go get in line at whatever time, like 6am.

For like a new iPad or something? Outside of the Apple Store to buy us the new whatever it was that

came out. And yeah, and that used to be me. But now I'm buying a new iPhone out of necessity

because I was really old. I think it's the it's either a 7 or an 8 and the 8.

Yeah, because it has the new plug. Yeah. So it's an 8 and it's cracked and it's starting to slow down.

So it's time for an upgrade. But I'm like I am equally as annoyed at the upgrade process is I am

excited about the new technology. Like I'm geeked out about the new camera and stuff. I think

that's neat. But I'm also like, I hope it doesn't take a long time to transfer all my data.

Like I've become that guy now. Yeah, you are. So before you start the show today, we have to say

happy birthday to someone. Maria, Yachtello, every one of your friends,

Santa's text messages, leftist voice mails. Maria, you are very loved. But they all said,

they've said a lot of nice things about you. But they all said that you are a huge ambassador

for the upside with Callie and Jeff podcast. So thank you and happy birthday. We hope you have an

incredible day. And thank you for listening and for spreading the word to your crew. Happy birthday to you.

I don't think so. Sorry. But I love you. Why don't you get a saying? Oh, because I don't.

It's from Maria, our number one fan. I know. I said, happy birthday. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday. Damn Maria. You never heard that version where you just say happy birthday and then it's over.

Yeah. Yeah. That's my version. Should we come up with a song like they have at Olive Garden or whatever?

Like an upside-er song just for up-siders. Then we sing it to people every day or we come out,

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