S5 Ep40: A Whole Jar of Mayonnaise Tastes Like What ???

Two Idiot Girls

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Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:04.0	All right, friends, welcome back to another episode.
0:17.0	Of two idiot girls.
0:21.5	Woo!
0:25.6	Guess who we are!
0:28.3	I bet you can't guess.
0:32.2	Asmer. Asmer. Asmer. Asmer.
0:33.9	And then I'm doing mine. It's going to like this.
0:54.8	Asmer. Can you tell who we are? This one was one that. Drew said, I have to tell you this. This is one of the costumes we're doing. So for audio listeners, I'm Superman and Drew's Lex Luthor. But see, okay. But Dason didn't color match my bald cap. So, okay, well, show them... That's why I'm giving cone head.
1:11.7	Show the... Yeah, that's why. Show them the back of your... Right. That's my fault. That's not your fault. The color match is your fault. But I didn't want to put foundation on it, so here we are. Well, and I knew you weren't going to lay it for real. so that's why I was like I think she'll be okay and you're right I am
1:13.3	the I will say though the minute i put this
1:16.5	swim cap on the timer started whether or not it's going to stay on the whole episode let's all hope
1:23.4	let's hope and pray check in with me at the end and we'll see. But I did, this was my idea.
1:29.1	Yes, of course. Yeah. Why? Because it's funny. But obviously we're giving Superman and Lex
1:34.7	Luther. But I will say this. I, this is Honesty Truth Hour and everybody can feel how they
1:43.6	want to feel about it.
1:44.3	Just don't let me know if it's annoying. But I, when the new Superman was announced, this is no T, no shade either way. I've never cared about him. Yeah, to whoever's in the Superman movie like David Corenswit, peace and love to you, brother. He's a big fan of the pod, dude. Peace and love to you in your house, brother. Yeah. But here's my thing.
2:01.6	When it was announced that there was another Superman, I was, I literally had this to you brother he's a big fan of the pod dude so peace and love to you in your house brother yeah but
2:00.9	here's my thing when it was announced that there was another superman i was i literally had this
2:04.8	conversation on the set of my show with my crew because like some of them know about super
2:08.7	more about superman than i do but i was like can i ask you guys a question like why this is like the
2:14.9	seventh one like why do we keep repurposing this motherfucker?
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