S5 Ep39: Drew's Arch Nemesis Shares a Bday With Her Fiancé???

Two Idiot Girls

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Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

hi freaksss!! HAPPY SPOOKY SEASON! we'll be in costume for every episode in October! our first one to kick off is us dressed as our faves: Conrad and Jeremiah Fisher LMAO this week we answered y'all's questions for us after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talked about what colors we think the days of the week are, our favorite moment when Bella cucked Edward, and our thoughts on when it's okay to be silly with your boss!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of Two Idiot Girls.
0:14.5	Woo!
0:18.1	How do we look?
0:21.7	Spooky season.
0:26.0	I'm two of the most haunting white men that have plagued the internet this year.
0:30.8	And I wish, like, I hope someone cuts me and they give me those Miley Cyrus blue eyes.
0:37.8	You know the ones.
0:39.2	What song's playing as you look as you gaze into the camera?
0:42.5	It's just that,
0:43.3	teen, teem.
0:45.1	That's the only noise playing.
0:47.6	Well, can you tell what we are?
0:51.9	We're the Fisher Brothers.
0:55.9	Obviously. This is also a high episode so there's
0:57.6	quite a few delays so those are not
1:00.3	Drew's
1:00.9	Brazungas
1:03.0	get it believe it or not but that is
1:05.8	my happy trail
1:07.0	hey Joe
1:08.0	I didn't get to shave it today.
1:11.5	I love it.
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