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The Toast

S5 Ep3: Miley Cyrus, WTF Did You Do?: Wednesday, January 5th, 2022

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.333.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Kim Kardashian unfollows Miley Cyrus on Instagram after Pete Davidson special (Page Six) (10:24) Kanye West and Julia Fox see 'Slave Play,' hit Carbone on first NYC date (Page Six) (15:38) Jason Derulo cuffed after 'attacking' men who called him Usher (Page Six) (24:39) KFC Will Now Sell Plant-Based Fried Chicken Nationwide (PEOPLE) (29:08) Chris Evans in Talks to Play Iconic Actor Gene Kelly in Upcoming Film (PEOPLE) (32:32) Vanderpump Rules Recap (39:56) Emily in Paris Recap (52:40) The Morning Toast with Claudia (@girlwithnojob) and Jackie Oshry (@jackieoshry) Merch: https://shopmorningtoast.com/ The Morning Toast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themorningtoast Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry: https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Wednesday, happy,

0:06.2

Humpty, happy. Second day on the new interface. Hey Claude, how are you doing?

0:10.8

Hello Jacqueline. I am doing great. It is Humpty. I am... I've already Humpty someone I

0:17.6

love. So I'm just, I don't know, I'm kicking off the day in a really positive

0:20.6

headspace. We absolutely love to hear that. And also we are so excited because we

0:25.6

are recording today's episode still remote, but there is a video component. So if

0:30.3

you have been waiting for the YouTube to come back, head over there. If you're

0:34.5

listening as a podcast and for the YouTube listeners, we're sorry we've missed

0:37.9

you too. And now you can see like brew in the background with heating pad. You

0:41.4

can really, you can see these beautiful faces even though mine is... The pimples, the

0:45.9

pores, the puff, the bloat, the puff, the bloat. That's very real to me. Today I didn't

0:54.6

have time to quashah or ice roll my face. So you're just getting the full pizza

0:58.7

face today. I am beyond ice rolling. You know, this is just who I am now. No, that's

1:04.9

an important thing. Like I feel like for a long time I was like quashying every

1:10.0

morning. Like and I definitely saw some some lifting, some sculpting, but at the

1:15.7

end of the day, this is who I am. This is my face. It is round. And I must learn to

1:20.2

love the things I cannot change or I will not change. Yeah, I agree. But still, you

1:26.9

know, sometimes it's nice to feel like you're doing something for thyself.

1:30.2

Productive. Well, we're doing something productive because we have a fabulous

1:33.9

show. You know, yesterday's episode was low-key like a banger. It was so funny.

1:39.4

I actually went back and listened to it as a podcast, which I don't really do.

1:42.3

Sometimes I'll go back and watch YouTube. But Bobble, we were just... We were

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