S5 Ep193: Teen Wolf Too

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2015

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the gang joins the Sideshow Network just in time to discuss the totally lame and completely joke-less sequel, Teen Wolf Too! Who was demanding sports stay in the story? Is Michael J. Fox's character supposed to be dead in this movie? And who on Earth would think it's a good idea to befriend Stiles? PLUS: The show's recorded in New York, which means it's time, once again, to yell at people out the window!

Teen Wolf Too stars Jason Bateman, Kim Darby, John Astin, Paul Sand, James Hampton, Mark Holton, Estee Chandler and Stuart Fratkin as "Stiles"; directed by Christopher Leitch.

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0:00.0	Cambridge Mass in surrounding areas. Do not forget in just a few days from now, March the 21st, it's a Saturday night 8 PM.
0:07.5	We will be appearing at the Lilypad and we're talking about the green lantern. Chris Cabin's ready to go.
0:12.7	Well, bring your jars of sourcrouch
0:15.1	to eat raw, it's just like Peter Sarskar does
0:18.3	in this fucking movie.
0:19.5	Oh, man, that's just gnarly.
0:21.5	It's the grossest appearance anyone could ever have right?
0:24.4	Just slopping it out of the jar into your big hanging mouth.
0:27.4	He looks like a radioactive penis head in that. That's what he winds up looking like.
0:32.0	He kind of looks like honestly if you just painted his face pink and then like shot his head on a table he'd make a great cray.
0:39.0	Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
0:41.0	Conversely, a good adventure time villain.
0:43.0	Yeah, I can see that dog transforming into something to fight that thing.
0:49.0	You know, I'm not, I'm getting a little nervous because it's already we're early March now and I just I'm realizing I really do have to watch
0:57.1	Yeah it had it. It had it. It's like we're getting down to the 11th hour here. We're gonna have to to rewatch the green lantern it's like when you
1:04.2	you say you're going to go to a wedding but don't think about it and you're like oh you know
1:07.6	just go fine I'll go to your wedding and then you're like oh wait I got it I got
1:11.0	I got to get the hotel oh fuck exactly the blocks all filled up yeah
1:15.3	card I have to sign I love that signing the card is what that's a Chris cabin problem ladies and Ladies and gentlemen, there are problems,
1:24.0	and then there are Chris Cabot problem.
1:26.0	Everyone else is booking hotels spending hundreds of dollars on give.
1:29.0	Someone has to go to the Hallmark store.
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