Hello, I'm Andrew Jupin.

Eric Siska.

Stephen Zadak.

And we hate movies. Oh, Hello everyone welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning in as always. If you are new to our fine program

Thank you so much for checking us out. We appreciate you taking some time out of your commute to dedicate to us, you know, right?

And so this is weird because this is the final episode of our Oscar Month, even though the Oscars were two days ago so

either congratulations Michael Keaton or sorry Michael Keaton we don't know

yet you get him next time champ we are recording you know the Thursday before the Oscars. We're all pumped, but hey, you know, nobody knows. This is weird.

Are you really pumped for the Oscars though? No, because actually in my line of work it means depending upon things that win or lose, there's a whole lot of bullshit for me to do on Monday morning.

Sure. So yeah, it's kind of like a, it's like an extra work thing I have to pay attention to. So no, I'm not psyched for it at all.

I'm just sort of, I've always been nonplussed. I mean, I like the Oscars. I like the pageantry of it.

Oh, yes. You see them come out there and struck their stuff who is the best movie in the

universe this year I mean to me there is something like the tradition of watching and

I've watched it like every year since I was a kid.

Oh I'll watch it every year. It's a cheesy award show just like anything else. It doesn't mean anything. I hope again because we're recording this in the past.

I hope that Neil Patrick Harris was a good host.'s fantastic this is the past all right I won't okay

I won't spoil actually Eric we're all long dead oh oh yeah dude we're a bunch of

ghost white noise r I p d dude We're all in the white noise.

We're just voices, dude. We haven't existed for years.

Oh my God.

Don't you remember, dude? We recorded Kingdom of the Crystal skull and then there was that gas explosion and all four was died

We all went into the soundboard and then into the Mac and then we went it were internet ghosts. Yeah dude we're the ghosts in the machine

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