S5 Ep18: When Your Date Ditches You at a Baseball Game for His BFF???

Two Idiot Girls

Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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hi CHATTTT!! we filmed this whilst on vacaciones and continued to cackle over y'all's funny dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about the current books we're reading, what to do when your date's studio apartment is full of cockroaches, and why we believe men started dapping each other up as a greeting!

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0:00.0	All right, Brian, and so I'm back to another episode of Two Idiot Girls.
0:13.3	Woo!
0:15.0	On the road edition.
0:17.4	On the road.
0:18.5	How you feeling?
0:19.8	More like on the aina. On Daina edition. How are you feeling more like on dinah edition how you feeling
0:24.4	how you feeling good yeah me too you can tell i feel good because i'm about 15 shades darker than
0:30.4	the last time you saw me and that's on period same i'm matching this headboard as god intended
0:34.9	i know i don't look like i'm getting tan team, but I promise you, I am.
0:38.1	She's not.
0:39.7	I'm trying really hard.
0:42.0	Jason's been out of the sun so long that she got a heat rash for the first time ever.
0:45.3	You guys, she's being serious.
0:47.5	And it's spreading like wildfire.
0:49.7	Yeah.
0:50.7	And it's everywhere.
0:51.8	I told her day one, that's a heat rash.
0:53.5	You need to start taking breaks out of the sun.
0:54.9	And she said, I think I'm allergic to sunblock.
0:56.7	I said, that's not what that is, but it's okay.
0:59.0	And then, and then day four, she goes, I think I have a heat rash.
1:02.4	I go, you don't say.
	...

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