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Two Idiot Girls

S5 Ep17: When Your Date Keeps Leaving to Freshen Up???

Two Idiot Girls

Two Idiot Girls

Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

hi CHATTTT!!! this week we decided to return to our roots and have y'all send in your funniest dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about what the heck is british butt???, what to do when your date eats your food, and how we'd react if our date kept leaving to go wash his body with just water....like multiple times...???

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Transcript

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0:00.0

all right friends welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls who

0:14.5

who how you doing? Good.

0:22.7

Wishing I could eat my cheese.

0:26.0

Drew did just say at the beginning, I wish I could eat on the pod.

0:28.6

I wish I could snack while I was talking.

0:30.9

Not what the pod's about, sorry. My favorite thing to do is talk when I'm eating.

0:33.6

Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

0:35.1

My two favorite things, talking and eating.

0:37.4

This we do know.

0:38.8

Right.

0:39.9

Right.

0:40.7

Do you remember in season one of Game of Thrones when DeNaris is with the fucking Dothraki, like, when this is when Cal Drogo is alive?

0:51.0

Okay.

0:52.0

And like she has like her little handmaidens that like bathe her

0:55.9

and shit and like braid her hair and all that because she's the queen, right? Of their little

0:59.9

tribe. And like every time, every time they say something that they believe is true, like fact,

1:09.0

they're like they're like the moon is a goddess right they

1:12.5

say it is known and then all the other girls go it is known every single time she says that no do you

1:20.6

remember you don't remember that at all it's not ringing any bells for you nope well then i guess it

1:24.7

there's really no point in me continuing my conversation no i mean so you, so you just explained it to me. So then what's the bit?

1:29.7

The bit being when you were saying it is known, I wanted to repeat it in that tone and cadence. But I feared that you had no idea what the fuck I was talking about. Turns out you don't. You were right. I wouldn't know. I ran around the block to end up next door, unfortunately. Me asking what's the bit as if I didn't just say what you just said.

1:46.4

Right.

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