S5 Ep134: Assess The Threat: Wednesday, September 21st, 2022

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

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🗓️ 21 September 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Adam Levine, Behati Prinsloo spotted for the first time after affair allegations (Page Six) (29:07)
Emily Ratajkowski weighs in on Adam Levine scandal amid Sebastian Bear-McClard split (Page Six) (37:09)
Selena Gomez Sheds Tears in 'My Mind & Me' Documentary Trailer: 'I Wouldn't Change My Life' (PEOPLE) (46:09)
Ana de Armas went to Marilyn Monroe's grave to ask 'permission' to film 'Blonde' (Page Six) (55:27)
Jon Hamm calls out Erika Jayne over earrings drama: 'They were never yours' (Page Six) (1:03:33)

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.4	Welcome back to the morning toast.
0:04.6	Happy hump day.
0:05.6	It is Wednesday.
0:06.6	Hope everyone is having a great week so far.
0:08.7	I am so exhausted.
0:10.0	I spent the morning just climaxing with Theo and we are all humped out.
0:15.7	Wow.
0:16.9	And is do could he make it into the studio today to celebrate this glorious occasion?
0:22.6	No.
0:23.6	Theo is actually booked and busy.
0:27.3	Today I am doing a partnership with Amazon Pups.
0:31.5	They have like you know so much good shit in Amazon.
0:33.8	This is not sponsored.
0:34.8	I mean I am going to be doing sponsor content but this particular segment is not sponsored.
0:38.0	And they are literally throwing Theo apart.
0:39.5	So he is like getting ready.
0:40.5	He is relaxing.
0:41.5	Like the event is going to be they have like a ball throwing station, treat station like
0:45.5	he is literally his bark mitzvah and he is just preparing.
0:48.8	And he didn't want to invite his auntie or his best friend Bruce.
0:53.2	We would his best friend Bruce fly in for his bark mitzvah.
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