S5 Ep133: Congratulations, You Played Yourself: Tuesday, September 20th, 2022

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Bear Grylls, Sandra Oh and more celebs attend Queen Elizabeth II's funeral (Page Six) (24:59)
Model Sumner Stroh claims she had an affair with Adam Levine (Page Six) (32:13)
Why Florence Pugh and Chris Pine missed 'Don't Worry Darling' NYC event (Page Six) (44:50)
'Love Is Blind' Stars Deepti Vempati and Kyle Abrams Are No Longer Dating (PEOPLE) (50:54)
Tennis Great Roger Federer Insists He's Retiring: 'I Am Definitely Done' (PEOPLE) (54:25)

-House of the Dragon Recap (1:01:05)

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:03.2	Welcome back to the morning, Toast.
0:04.5	Happy Tuesday.
0:07.1	I was confused.
0:08.4	Miss Frizzle was frazzled because it's Tuesday.
0:11.6	It's my first day back in studio.
0:12.7	We did that episode yesterday.
0:13.6	We recorded it on Sunday.
0:15.0	But it is.
0:15.7	In case you were frizzled like me, it is Tuesday.
0:19.3	Which is exciting for us because it's inadvertently
0:21.8	the week is off kilter, giving the vibes of a short week,
0:25.4	though it is not.
0:26.4	It's actually very much like a week, you know?
0:29.7	It's giving week.
0:32.0	It's giving week.
0:32.8	Like there's so much going on in the world.
0:35.4	I think it's you and we don't want to trigger you.
0:39.2	It is you and we the streets are barricaded.
0:42.3	If you live anywhere near the UN, wishing you well,
0:45.5	best of luck, Godspeed to you and your family.
0:49.6	The president is in town.
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