S5 E9: The Bert Zandsabees

SitcomD&D

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Dungeons And Dragons, Leisure, Sitcom, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Chip and Chalice have decided they are finally ready to knock boots. But when a new law is passed preventing them from being able to do so, they're forced to try and pass a sex ed class in order to get intimate.

Starring: Erin Keif, Waleed Mansour, Elizabeth Andrews, Sean Coyle, and Ben Briggs

Theme Song by: Arne Parrott

Artwork by: Waleed Mansour

Story Concept by: Erin Keif & Sean Coyle

Edited by: Sean Meagher

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0:58.1	Erin was going to help me with my taxes, but then I was like, I figured it out.
1:03.7	No, that's not what you said exactly. Let me read exactly what you said.
1:07.0	You said, also I figured out my taxes, and then in parentheses, she said, probably still going to jail. So you're off the hook.
1:16.8	Turbo tax that I do gives you, like, they're like, it's going to take you an hour and a half. Took me four and a half hours.
1:24.7	What is going on? It took me 58 minutes.
1:28.1	I used the turbo taxes.
1:29.3	We don't want to hear of leave.
1:30.1	You're texting the wrong person, Elizabeth.
1:32.1	Why are you texting me to help with your taxes?
1:34.3	We have two incomes in a kid we got to deal with.
1:36.9	And a house.
1:38.8	Abe did their taxes.
1:41.2	I also realize this year, have you heard of the child tax credit?
1:44.7	It's straight up just like $2,000 cash, basically.
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