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Hello, everybody. We are doing another episode of sitcom D&D, but before we get started with this episode,

Ben has a little bit of an announcement here. So Ben, whenever you're ready, take the floor. So I'm a little bit sneezy today. So just kind of pay attention to Ben.

Ben. This is where I get the opportunity to say that today's episode will be my last

episode as a recurring member or, you know, a daily

member of this podcast. It's been a wild ride. It's been really, really fun. But yeah, I mean,

life's coming in fast and everything. And I just got to, I got to move on to other things. And

I wouldn't trade this opportunity for anything

and I love you guys.

And honestly,

we love you, Ben.

Don't do it, Penn.

Oh, man.

Elizabeth's in denial.

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