Would you rather, are you ready?

Would you rather eat ass?

Okay.

Or eat a whole jar of mayo in one sitting.

They probably taste the same.

I wish you saw, i can't wait to see what that looked like when you finished that sentence what do you mean because you did that and i literally

was like and carrie carrie lilly was like they'll probably taste the same they probably taste the same comma so it's more the method of

eating and texture that would matter i'm not even kidding when i tell you like that might be

the hardest would you rather i've ever heard. My ownessa?

Well, I'm just thinking, like, would they really be that off? I've never eaten an ass, but, like, would they really be that off? Like, I picked Mayo. I picked, obviously, it's mayo. I'm just saying. I pick both. I want to eat a whole jar of mayonnaise. Who says we don't have time for both? Porky, no lo, stoves. Yeah.

Like I know a bunch of ass eaters are going to confirm in the comments.

And you know what?

Yeah.

The Twitter. Who says we don't have time for both? Porky, no, los stoves. Yeah. Like, I know a bunch of ass eaters are going to confirm in the comments. And you know what? Yeah, the Twilight people are going to come correct us about ass eating next. Well, if you correct about Twilight, I'm sure you'll correct about ass eating. Get in the comments and do your job, okay? You're defending. Do your job that you do every week where you die on hills. Oh, that's so upsetting. Obviously, I'd pick Mayo, but still.

Like... do your job that you do every week where you die on hills oh that's so upsetting obviously i'd pick mayo but still like you know kerry do you pick mayo or ass obviously does eating ass

like mea yeah where they said men literally created this just so they Eating ass, he's like, maya?

Where they said men literally created this just so they could touch each other.

And it's footage of a mosh pit.

I was thinking the way the men dap each other up, that's so they can hug each other and kiss.

I know.

They want to like, they want to be, and both of them want to, maybe they made up the dad because they couldn't decide whose hands go up top. They both wanted to do it so they're like, fine, we'll just meet in the middle. One arm each, over the neck, over each other's next. It's fair. It's fair that way. We're both doing one. It's fine. Yeah. Well, why do you get to be on top? That's why they're like, I want to put my, they want to put them around their neck. Yeah. Like they're at a middle school dance.

Holding shoulders.

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