S5 E50: Why Was 2025 The Year of Pooping Your Pants???

Two Idiot Girls

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Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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hiiiii CHATTTT!! this week we asked y'all to send in our annual "Most Embarrassing Moments of 2025!" in this episode we talked about the time Drew tried to make her own chonies, what to do when your bf breaks up with you when you're dressed like Tobias Funke, and why it's so important to be picky AF!

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1:20.6	Now back to another episode of Two Idiot Girls.
1:36.5	Woo!
1:38.9	How you doing?
1:41.1	Good.
1:42.3	Yeah.
1:43.6	I guess. Just kidding. I. I guess.
1:45.0	Just kidding.
1:46.2	I'm doing well.
1:48.6	We're prepping.
1:49.7	We're in the middle of the prep of a lifetime.
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