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Is there a show where you find it rude for her to not be paying attention?

I think it's only with like a movie in a movie that we selected together.

Like we both gave feedback. And then it's just like, I'm like, okay, that reel is on full volume right now.

But I don't need to roast to my wife.

I love her more than that.

I don't need to.

But please, go ahead. I want to.

Okay, and here's the thing with wives.

Why are they always on the phone?

He just got a stand-up microphone in his hand out. It's crazy. Oh, no, she's the best. She

really makes my life so much better. We could do 40 minutes of Ben pretending to make fun of her

and then saying how much she loves her. She's the best thing that ever happened to me and I

wouldn't change anything in the life.

In fact, I'm just going to read my vows right here right now.

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