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Right before we started recording, my mother called me and I picked up the phone and I said,

Hi, I'm about to start recording. Can I call you back? And she went, okay, but call me back right away because I have an idea for a musical. And I went, why is this urgent?

Why is this an emergency?

Are we trying to be Tony eligible for this year?

What are we doing?

And then I texted her and Sean asked, what do you think it's about?

And I said, I bet you a million dollars.

It's about something that happened to her today.

So I texted her and asked, and full confirmation, it's about working at the library where she works, and then how trying to decide what retirement package you want when you

are retiring from the library, which is what she did today.

That's big. Congratulations. She said there's a lot of big numbers, and I think that you will love it.

Big numbers in the retirement package or in terms of songs?

In songs, I think.

I think one would be like...

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